nola_chuck | Valentine's day sucks

Any girls out there looking for a last minute date though?

Elspeth
Yeah I know, I'm a thirsty bitch.

You're talking to like the thirstiest girl in all the land here, so I can't really judge.

I always liked that about you tbh

That I'm thirsty as hell or that I'm basically a judgment-free zone?

Both, actually.

Hope you find a hot date. You deserve it.

gross. but thank you.

I don't normally do Valentine's Day, but sure, why not?

Me either, but why not participate in the grift, you know? I'll bring you a single red rose.

You want to go out, or should we stay in?

Oh I wanna go out, and then stay in. I want the full experience.