nola_chuck | (no subject)

Yesterday, I learned something else I suck at: meditating.

Tell me something you suck at so I'm not out here sucking at everything alone.

That's good, because I don't have time for people who hate on pizza breath.

I was thinking of playing touch football on Saturday. Meet up after?

Sure, why not. If you're going to cancel, let me know. Or don't! Ghosting keeps the magic alive.

That is possibly the saddest sentence I've ever read, so clearly this pizza is gonna need extra cheese and ALL the good toppings.

sad sentences is totally my brand, but I promise I'm slightly more fun in person