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[nola_chuck]

Yesterday, I learned something else I suck at: meditating.

Tell me something you suck at so I'm not out here sucking at everything alone.

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[nola_jomarch]

I suck at not buying books. My impulse control is zero. I write about books for a living, so I get sent or have access to more books than I could ever read and yet I come home with piles of them anyway. Also I am incapable of viewing books as clutter, but I don't view that as a failing in the least.

[nola_beatrice]

I suck at playing nice at fundraising events, especially with the uberwealthy. I know I have to because that's how we get money, but reminding myself of that fact usually pisses me off even more because I shouldn't have to suck up to people to convince them that women's safety and sanity is worth protecting.

[nola_lucy]

Not doodling in the margins of official documents. People should not hand me important papers until they need me to immediately fill something in or sign it, and then they should take it again right away. Otherwise I make no promises.

[nola_sarahwalker]

I suck at meeting you for pizza and beer, obviously. Among other things.

[nola_havok]

I suck at remembering not to be sarcastic at groups of children because their brains literally don't know how to process it yet. "Sure, go play in traffic" is not something you're supposed to say to second graders, apparently. Nearly gave myself a heart attack that time.